Contact
See poor old Maureen here, she’s been waiting by that computer for the last five years to no avail. You see, we at Black Helium HQ want big business! (like Kiss times one billion… or something) so we thought we’d employ this poor old dear to help keep shop and deal with all the record companies and fan mail. But in reality this job has made her the loneliest person in the world, and if we don’t make £Quadrillions soon, we’re gonna have to let her go… and her husbands dialysis machine will have to pay for itself.
So if you’re feeling really charitable, or you just want to keep her company, contact her either via our Myspace page (although even to look at it for one second makes her want to puke in her mouth. Please someone think of an alternative to that putrid waste of cyber space, so she doesn’t have to deal with the soul-less opportunists who spam her every fucking minute of the day!!!), or you could send an electronic mail to: blackheliumdeathpop@hotmail.com. We promise an open armed welcome to any peoples interested in what we do.
